How to Survive a Flight to Miami


Good news, you’ve just won a free trip to Miami. The flight leaves tonight, so pack your bags and get to the airport. You’ve never flown before?

Don’t worry about that, you’ll be fine; millions of people fly every year without any problems.

Flying is a very simple process, before you know it we will have landed in Miami. Let’s start by checking in our bags at the counter.

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Checking In

“Good evening sir. Can I see your passport?”
“Here it is.”

“Do you have any luggage to check?”
“Yes I have this bag right here.”

“Ok please put it on the scale so that I can weigh it.”
“Ok.”

“Did you pack your own suitcase? Have you left it unattended since you packed it?”
“I packed it myself and it has been with me the whole time.”

“Would you like a window seat or aisle seat?”“Aisle seat please. I like to get up frequently during the flight.”

“Here is your ticket sir. Your flight leaves from gate 15, down the hall and to the right. Enjoy your flight.”
“I’ll try to. Thanks.”

Now that we’ve got our tickets, lets go check in to security. Security in Brazilian airports isn’t as bad as it is in US airports where they make you take off your shoes and walk through machines that can see you naked. We need to empty our pockets into the tray, and send our bags through the x-ray machine. Then we need to walk through the metal detector.

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is responsible for security in US airports. All passengers flying out of US airports must go through a pat down or x-ray machine.

We are through the security checkpoint, now we can get something to eat before the plane leaves. I’m just going to get a drink of water and I’ll meet you at the gate.

“Ladies and gentlemen, American Airlines flight 815 to Miami is now ready to board. Please proceed to gate 15 at this time.” It’s time to go!

“We will now begin boarding rows 30-40.” We are in row 31, lets go get in line.

“Next in line!” That’s us.

“Boarding pass please… Have a nice flight.” That was easy.

Aboard the Plane

Lets go get on the plane and find our seats. There is always a line to get on the plane because so many people are trying to go through a small space. When we get to the front of the line the flight attendants are going to direct us to our seats.

“Welcome aboard flight 815. Can I help you to your seat?”
“Yes, I’m in 36J.”

“36J is on the far right of the plane.”
“Ok thanks.”

Once everybody has taken their seats they will show us a safety video.

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please have a seat and fasten your seat belts, we will be taking off momentarily.”

Once we’re up in the air the flight attendants will come by with drinks and snacks. They will also give us papers that we will need to fill out in order to gain entrance to the US.

“What would you like to drink sir?”
“I’ll have a Jack and coke.”
“I’m sorry sir, there is no alcohol on this flight. Would you like something else?”
“I’ll just have an orange juice.”

I’m going to take a nap now. Wake me up when we land in Miami.

“Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to land in Miami in 15 minutes. Please return your seats to the upright position and buckle your seatbelts.”

Going Through Immigration

Wow, that was fast. Now that we’ve landed we have to go through immigration. You have to go through this alone and I’ll be waiting on the other side when you’re done. You do know how to speak English, right? Ok, good, it’s your turn so step up to that window right there.

“How long is your visit to the US?”

“Passport please,” says the agent behind the counter.
“Here,” you say as you hand your passport to the man.

“How long will you be staying in the US for?”
“One week.”

“What is the purpose of your visit?”
“I am here on vacation. I am going to see Disneyworld.”

“Where will you be staying?”
“I am staying at the Hilton.”

“Is this your first time in the US?”
“Yes it is.”

“What is your profession in Brazil?”
“I am a university student. I study law and I graduate next year.”

“Do you know any body in Miami?”
“Yes, I came with a friend.”

“Do you have anything to declare?”
“No I do not.”

“Ok sir,” the agent stamps your passport and gives it to you, “here is your passport. Enjoy your trip.”
“Thank you sir.”

That wasn’t so bad, was it? We’re not done yet, now we have to go grab our bags and take them through customs before we can leave the airport. Let’s go to the baggage claim and find our suitcases.

Going Through Customs

Ok, now that we’ve got our suitcases lets go wait in that line for customs. Wow, this is a really long line, its going to take us 20 minutes to get to the front. *20 minutes later*

“Next!” yells the customs agent. Its your turn.

“Customs card please,” says the agent to you.
“What is that?”
“It is the card that you were given on the plane.”
“Oh yes, here it is,” you say as you give the card to the woman.

“Did you pack your bags sir?”
“Yes I did.”
“Have you been in contact with them the whole time?”
“Yes I have.”

“What do you have inside of your bag sir?”
“I just have clothes.”

“Do you have any plants, animals or other forbidden objects?”
“No I don’t.”

“Ok sir, enjoy your trip.”
“Thank you.”

That was easy, wasn’t it? Now we can go enjoy all of the things that Miami has to offer. We’re going to have so much fun, and before you know it the trip will be over and we will be back here at the airport. Enjoy your trip, and remember to buy iPads for all of your friends back home who want them.

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